On 7/2/02 3:49 AM, "Smith, Bradley" <bradley.smith_at_artisansw.com> wrote:
>
>> 1. You use the back-light as midnight illumination to change your
>> child's diaper
>> 2. You start to pick up Fred's Accent/Dialect
>> 3. When you are half asleep with a snoring spouse , you tap them on the
>> forehead with your fingernail to get them to stop.
>> 4. ... you're standard answer to almost any bare facts question is "I
>> don't have the slightest clue, but hang on for a second - ah, there
>> we are" by now.
>> 5. When you start writing your abbreviations on a piece of paper and are
>> waiting for them to expand...
>> 6. You keep writing on your 17" monitor and get really surprised when
>> nothing shows up on the screen.
>> 7. ... you use two Newts to work on a single bilingual note
>> simultaniously to take full advantage of their different dictionaries.
>
> 8. When you try to beam an address card to the solar powered angle screen
> calculator sticking out the top of your wife's filofax.
9. You are writing something down on paper. You make a mistake and
scribble it out, and wait for it to disappear.
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