>1. You use the back-light as midnight illumination to change your
>child's diaper
>2. You start to pick up Fred's Accent/Dialect
>3. When you are half asleep with a snoring spouse , you tap them on the
>forehead with your fingernail to get them to stop.
>4. ... you're standard answer to almost any bare facts question is "I
>don't have the slightest clue, but hang on for a second - ah, there
>we are" by now.
>5. When you start writing your abbreviations on a piece of paper and are
>waiting for them to expand...
>6. You keep writing on your 17" monitor and get really surprised when
>nothing shows up on the screen.
>7. ... you use two Newts to work on a single bilingual note
>simultaniously to take full advantage of their different dictionaries.
8. When you try to beam an address card to the solar powered angle screen
calculator sticking out the top of your wife's filofax.
She asked be to give her an address this morning and I was like "you don't
have any kind of port on your filofax. How am I supposed to do that?"
Brad.
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