>Smoke from widespread fires throughout Quebec have been causing a dimming of
>sunlight and reduction of temperatures throughout the portions of the
>Northeastern United States. These fires, previously attributed to
>lightning, have been discovered to have been caused by deep fat fryers. The
>reason for the increased usage of the fryers, and consequent increase of
>flash fires, has been traced to a vast increase in demand for the french
>fries used to make poutine. The demand for this regional delicacy spiked
>after recent discussions on the Newtontalk internet mailing list.
>Individuals connected with the Newtontalk list were unable to comment on
>these allegations. Their mouths were full.
>
>- Eric.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
great disaster picture on this planet!
global warming through poutine fabrication!
And did you see all those pigs that are anxiously, desperately hiding
in the woods?
Only the cheese is proud... whoooohooooo
barb
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