> 1. You use the back-light as midnight illumination to change your child's
> diaper
> 2. You start to pick up Fred's Accent/Dialect
> 3. When you are half asleep with a snoring spouse , you tap them on the
> forehead with your fingernail to get them to stop.
>
> 4. ... you're standard answer to almost any bare facts question is "I
> don't have the slightest clue, but hang on for a second - ah, there we are" by
> now.
> 5. When you start writing your abbreviations on a piece of paper and are
> waiting for them to expand... (this happens more and more to me lately, to
> the point that I'm developing my own shorthand, so to speak ;-)
> 6. You keep writing on your 17" monitor and get really surprised when
> nothing shows up on the screen.
> 7. Youwriteonthecomputerandforgettohitthespacebar.
> 8. You drag highlighted items to the left boarder of the screen to put
> them in one of the 9 clipboards. BTW, why did no freeware programmer realize
> this drag to the screen boarder feature?
> 9. When you try to beam an address card to the solar powered angle screen
> calculator sticking out the top of your wife's filofax.
> 10. You are writing something down on paper. You make a mistake and
> scribble it out, and wait for it to disappear.
> (11. You start to correct the numbers & quoting on a threat like this)
> 12. You worry about radiation that might be coming from the humming
> backlight ;-)
> 13. Wardrobe decision are made on the basis of whether Newton and/or
> accessories will fit in the pockets.
> 14. When watching TV, you reach for your Newton instead of your regular TV
> remote.
15. You double click in your text editor on words and wait for the pull-down
list with alternative spelling.
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